Human-cyborg relations has never been a messier affair.
The Acticon® Neosphincter is the only implantable sphincter available for the treatment of severe fecal incontinence. Using the same technology that has been used for 30 years to treat urinary incontinence, the Acticon Neosphincter simulates normal sphincter function to give the patient control over defecation through a pressurized system.
The Acticon prosthesis can be implanted in both men and women with a pressure regulating balloon placed in the prevesical space, the cuff implanted around a segment of the anal canal, and the pump positioned in either the scrotum or the labium.
Thanks, Owlofcreamcheese.
Is that thing in the ball sac a battery?
Here’s the conception of this idea:
“You got your pump in my scrotum!”
“You got your scrotum in my pump!”
No, its the switch that controls the sphincter. You have to press a button in your ball sack to make your asshole open and close.
edit: or your labia, depending.
Crimeny you’d think they could just put it in the patient’s belly, slightly above where the big round part is, then it’d be like: “Nothin’ says lovin’ like my cookies from your oven mmmhmmmmm”.
What if you sat down roughly in such a way that you smushed your ball sac? You’d shit your pants. Or if you were getting a rough teabag? The poor teabagger would get an unpleasantly smelly surprise.