You probably shouldn’t read this post.
(01:25:59) Kirk Fisher: did i tell you about the baby whos head came off?
(01:26:10) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: um, no
(01:26:21) Kirk Fisher: i was working in L&D on thursday night
(01:26:40) Kirk Fisher: and there was a prem delivery
(01:26:46) Kirk Fisher: and the baby was low on 02
(01:26:53) Kirk Fisher: and the doctor tried to pull on its head
(01:26:56) Kirk Fisher: and the head came off
(01:27:11) Kirk Fisher: and they had to take the woman to surgery
(01:27:14) Kirk Fisher: to do a dnc
(01:27:21) Kirk Fisher: to get the rest of the baby’s body out
(01:28:08) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: holy shit. like it detached? or it just dislocated?
(01:28:20) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: did they get it back on? did it survive?
(01:28:26) Kirk Fisher: came off. completely
(01:28:28) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: jesus fucking god
(01:28:30) Kirk Fisher: no, it died
(01:28:51) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: wha.. how does that even happen?
(01:29:03) Kirk Fisher: no idea
(01:29:12) Kirk Fisher: evidently the doctor hadn’t seen that happen before either
(01:29:22) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: poor woman
(01:29:27) Kirk Fisher: but another doctor who came later told us that he’d heard of that before
(01:30:20) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: was it dead before that happened, or was it that that killed it?
(01:30:40) Kirk Fisher: it probably would have died anyway
(01:30:48) Kirk Fisher: but it was still barely alive
(01:30:56) Kirk Fisher: its o2 was way down
(01:31:24) Kirk Fisher: so it actually died from the decapitation
(01:32:03) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: well thanks for the bedtime story
(01:32:39) Kirk Fisher: yeah, i thought you’d like it
Heh. (also: holyshit!!leventy)
The toughest part of life is from conception until you are about 4 years old. If you survive, the rest is all gravy. So hopefully that will help you and Kirk sleep at night . . . among other things.
What ever happened to the courteous usage of internet anonymity? I woke up this morning with picketers on my front lawn, for fuckssake.
he don know me vewy well, do he?
He knows . . . and he accepts it, that’s the way it has always been. True friends are so rare these days. Perhaps they are becoming obsolete.
hey kirk, did they at least let you keep the head?